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armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

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the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up

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red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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bigeisamazing:

2 more days until Mariah Carey goes back into hibernation

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